| You're wrong about virtues of Christianity
And you're wrong if you agree with Sean Hannity
If you think that pride is about nationality, you're wrong
You're wrong when you imprison people turning tricks
And you're wrong about trickle down economics
If you think that punk rock doesn't mix with politics, you're wrong
You're wrong for hating queers and eating steers
If you kill for the thrill of the hunt
You're wrong 'bout wearing fur and not hating Ann Coulter
Cause she's a cunted cunt
You're wrong if you celebrate Columbus Day
And You're wrong if you think there will be a Judgement Day
If you're a charter member of the NRA, you're wrong
You're wrong if you support capital punishment
And you're wrong if you don't question your government
If you think her reproductive rights are inconsequent, you're wrong
You're wrong fighting Jihad, your blind faith in God
Your religions are all flawed,
You're wrong about drug use, when its not abuse
I hope you never reproduce
You're getting high on the downlow
A victim of Cointelpro
You're wrong and will probably never know
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| some people are just multi talented, I guess.
turns out the fabulous Sarah R.(aka LJ:rosebranch) is quite a photographer (that being in addition to being an amazing friend, great knitter, dead sexy...)
Maybe I'll post more pictures as the week progresses. Right now, I'm going back to my lovely, do-nothing honeymoon.
This is my very favorite picture of me from the wedding. I think I look a little devious, but that's probably just because instead of sleeping, I got about 4 hours of tattoo work done the night before.
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| Bed-time lovey dog smooshes are just because, if you were a dog, wouldn't you want to go to sleep knowing you're a good dog?
wouldn't we all be better people if we had someone at the end of the day give us a hug, or a snuggle or a back scratch or a oral sex or... (insert your favorite physical act of comfort here) and say "thanks for being a good person today. I love you and I'm glad you're here" (well, in the case of the oral sex, it could just be the really affirming pillow talk afterwards.)
I've got a man I'm marrying in 2 weeks exactly.
and we've got a really cool dog.
and after all, isn't that what bed time dog smooshes are about? | | comments: Leave a comment |
| I must be wrong, this cant be right
I don't belong, this world is much to dangerous
For someone lacking luck, like me
At the end of the longest line
Thats where I will always be
If you need to find me, just go to
The end of the longest line | | comments: Leave a comment |
| I can tell you are worried.
I'd be worried too.
I am a little worried, in fact.
but then again, isn't that how we keep ourselves on track?
to be fair, I'm worried about you, too. you are relentless and I'm afraid that you will wear yourself to your breaking point all together too early if you don't learn how to just relax... | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| sometimes I wish I was one of those people that blogged. about, ya know...stuff.
I think it would be fun to blog the fun little things that I bake. show you the cute things I knit. Tell you all the sordid tales of my life.
well-some of them, anyway.
so, I'm going for it.
Bettie Krocker, Punk Rocker
so if you've ever thought to yourself "I'd like to know more about the wild and crazy antics of emily!" here's your chance. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| I'm busy lately.
Work. Wedding stuff. emergency room visits...ya know... the norm.
Let me begin by saying that you don't really have to get me ANYTHING for my wedding. I feel really weird going "We're celebrating our love! Give us stuff!" We kinda have all the stuff that we need...I'd love to have a couple of select friends from the Seattle area in Michigan with us for the wedding. That would really be the coolest wedding present ever.
at my (fabulous, awesome, helpful)Mom's request, we registered today.
at Target.
I'm pretty sure their motto is "Target ClubWed- because you have to register SOMEWHERE!"
I think we might have registered for "Cheetos"
we registered for a probably-really-weird assortment of things.
we don't really need any of them. If you must get us something, I'd rather have cash.
wedding etiquette says that you're not supposed to say that, but I generally believe that honesty is the best policy.
We don't really want to have to stay at Motel 6 for our honeymoon, ya know? | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
| ok, I have to have my giddy girl moment for a sec here... I just got a high five and a sticker from Dave Dictor from MDC. during the show,he put on a torn up fishnet glove that I tossed on stage when it disintegrated on my hand, and I said "hey! That's mine!" he sniffed it and said "hmm...yeah...smells nice. I'll wear this for 3000 miles or so..."
RAD | | comments: Leave a comment |
| I think that I figured out what my puppy is mixed with. I have great suspicions that Indiana is a Carolina dog mix.
This is a Carolina dog puppy:
this is Indiana, my puppy:
another Carolina dog:
they share many common traits: fish hook shaped tail, wide "mohawk" down the back, big ol' satellite dish ears. she tries to cover her poop, exceptionally strong tendency toward pack hierarchy, digging holes with her snout...all Carolina dog traits!
this is what I suspect she will look like as a grown up:
what do you guys think? | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| sometimes, when I'm sitting at the computer, the cat will sneak into my lap. I generally wont even notice until he starts whining for attention or until he leaves.
does this happen to anyone else? | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
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| Saturday night, in the pit, i dislocated my right pointer finger. ?I popped it right back into place without a second thought. it started to swell a little yesterday and today it's swollen as fuck and rather...tender.
I have it ace bandaged and iced it this morning. between that and ibuprofen it's much better, but damn it's hard to do ANYTHING with an ace bandage on, much less type.
so I'm gonna quit making life hard on myself and stop typing. The dog needs to go out anyway. Her farts could clear the room. (I have her on enzymes and probiotics for that...geeze...you'd think it would help at least a little...) | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Tonight is NOFX.I'm rather excited.
Today is the first time I've written something in I don't know how long.
I'm 24 now. Weird.
I was rather spoiled for my birthday. I got flowers and chocolate and goodies from friends and neighbors and work mates.
I made a lot of buttons.
I found a way to be disappointed anyway, due to the absence of several notable people. And by several, I mean that almost everyone bailed on going out for my birthday. I was a little hurt.
but it's ok. I'm going to see NOFX tonight!! | | comments: Leave a comment |
| I feel like writing a long post full of self pity, but I won't inflict that upon you guys.
my life is the same strange and mostly disappointing place it always has been and likely always will be.
but now, it's a life complete with BUTTON MAKER. | | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment |
| the angry little man from this morning was outside as I walked up from work today. (Have you guys seen Waiting? you know Calvin from waiting? yeah, totally this guy. He really WANTS to be able to yell at me...one day, little man...one day.) He was wearing gloves and carrying around a plastic produce bag, picking up dog shit. For a second, I felt bad... oh boo hoo, another angry, anal retentive, type-A personality, forced, to pick up someone else's dog's shit! How very unfair! How DEGRADING FOR POOR CALVIN!
He looked at me with firey blame in his eyes. He started to talk... The dog wagged and smiled as she always does. He brushed her away, looking down with disgust. It was at this moment that I realized...
He's a dog hater.
fuckin' dog hater.
and no, Calvin-doghater I'm not going to be the shit police for my apartment building. You seem to have filled that position just fine. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Man. I'm just FULL OF RAGE today.
I'm not entirely sure why.
so, I'll put it to work for me.
Housecleaning, but with an internal monologue of anger, and a soundtrack of LOUD.
I need to be beaten more often.
or maybe it's that I need to step up and start handing beatings out... | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Time: | 07:52 am | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/growf/pengies/annoyed.gif) bitchy |
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| Our building is situated on an alley.
in the morning, we leave out of the back door and take the dog out to do her thing...
usually she chooses to do said thing in the gravel lot (technically a parking lot, but no one ever parks there) behind the apartments across the alley from us. Being the conscientious pet owner that I am I always pick up anything she leaves behind.
hell, I often pick up poop from other dogs besides her if I notice it.
this morning, at about 7, I roll out of bed to dog whining, so I took her out. She is squatting to poop, and all of a sudden I hear a man clear his voice and a sort of tentative "good morning" from the balcony directly over me... Turns out it's a tenant (and more than likely building manager) from across the way. he is giving me a hard time about letting my dog poop there.
...I WAS ALREADY CROUCHING WITH A POOP BAG IN MY HAND!
and this guy is bitching about how this gravel lot "Isn't a dog park" I suggested that some of the poop may have been from raccoons, or the lone coyote I saw scrounging in the neighboring building's dumpster after a garbage bag containing clam and oyster shells was ripped open all over the ground. He looked at me like I was nuts...
...am I totally out of line here? | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| today, we ordered my engagement ring.
yeah...I know. I've been engaged forever with no bling to show for it.
well, that's all about to change!
(as you can guess, it's as non-traditional as I am. Wait for pictures. I'll post them as soon as I've got them!)
My save the date cards are ready for printing. I just have to take my lazy ass (ok...to be entirely fair, I spent the weekend with the flu.)to paper zone and get the paper for them.
there are DEPOSITS ON THINGS! BIG things. Like catering and photographers and the venue.
HOLY SHIT. I HAVE A "VENUE"
I have my dress
My maid of honor as picked out her dress as well.
...and obviously, the date is firmly set. September 21, 2008.
I love you Seth. I'm so happy to finally be on my way toward being Mrs Seth! | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| ugh. sick again. Got the flu. going to the doctor today.
I need juice, kleenex, pho and a new book...cause I've run out of reading material and even when you are sick. you can only sleep so much... | | comments: Leave a comment |
| If you opened it, you have to do it!
Two Names You Go By
1) Emily
2) Betty Crocker, Punk Rocker. (Not really, but it would be bad ass if people called me that.
I can pretend!)
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1) Underpants. of the black variety. boy cut. with little skulls on them.
2)green converse all stars. High top.
Two things you Want in a Relationship:
1) love
2) somone to give me a reality check when I need it.
(I couldn't decide between that and "A good, deep dicking.
")
Two of Your Favorite Things to do:
1) cook
2)get tattooed
Two Things you did Last Night:
1) went to Ikea with a cute girl.
2) ate grilled cheese with smoked gouda and grilled tomatoes.
Two things you ate today:
1) a banana
2) stringcheese
Two people you Last Talked To:
1) Seth (that asshole is always pestering me..."HOW WAS YOUR DAY?" "I LOVE YOU!" THANKS" god...the nerve of some people.
)
2)sue
Two Things You're doing tomorrow:
1) going to work
2) cleaning up dog poop. and cat poop. cause that's what I do every day.
Two Longest Car Rides
1) Battle Creek, MI to Niagara Falls (the us way, not the Canadian way. IE, we went the long way around.)
2)and one day, she just packed up her red VW microbus and drove off into the sunset...
Two Favorite Holidays:
1) giftmas
2) steak and blowjob day.
Two Favorite Beverages:
Pabst blue ribbon is really the ONLY beverage.I suppose I can add bushmills if I absolutely must. (With a PBR chaser...)
Two names you like for your children to have:
1) Trouble
2) Danger
but this is all really just academic since I don't intend to breed.
Two Movies I would watch over and over:
1) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
2) Rocky Horror Picture Show
Two of my Favorite Foods:
1) Vietnamese spring rolls, which I am craving right now.
2) Chocolate, which, if it was available in a nutritionally complete form, I would eat exclusively.
Two places I'd rather be right now:
1) no
2) where
Two of my favorite colors :
1)red
2green
...but not together. I prefer not to look like a festive decoration | | comments: Leave a comment |
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